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Amitabh Bachhan Jokes

1. In KBC a question was asked to a hindu, muslim, christian and a sikh.
   Question by Amitabh: IF u become a crorepati here on KBC what would You do?
   Hindu: i would like to invest it and turn it into billion
   Muslim: i would spent it on my family
   Christian: i would open a school for the poorSikh : No if, No But......... Sirf JATT.
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2. There was once a guy from a village he came for kaun banega crorepati contest .amitabh asks him whats ur fathers name he said thik hai big b asks him this question thrice atlast he gets angry n tells him main kabse aapka pitha ka naam poch raha hoon aur aap thik hai bol rahe hai
   then the other man says phele options to dijiye.
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3. Amitabh Bachchan - Aap kisko lekar ghumne jaana pasand karenge, crore rupiya jeetne ke baad?
   Contestant - Aishwarya Rai Ko.
   A.B - Arre bhai hamara bhi yeh armaan hai.
   Contestant - Koi baat nahin, main Jaya ji se kaam chala loonga.
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4. Amitabh is questioning a guy on KBC. ....... He asks him 'Meri company ka naam kya hain?' .. .... .........  ...Options : TISCO, Wipro, ABCL, Reliance. ................. The guys says 'ABCL' ... .... ... .... ....Amitabh asks 'Sure, confident?' ........ .... ... ... The guys says ' yes confident' ... ... ... mitabh says 'Computerji ABCL ko tala laga do' ... ... ... ... ... ..The computer replies 'Abe gadhe ABCL ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai !
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ZOO JOKES

1. Once a Kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at Zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten feet fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?"
   
   The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
2. One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"?
   
   "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."
3. The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: "I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience."
   
   He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: "I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience."
   
   Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. "Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose," he typed. "Please send us two of them."