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Amitabh Bachhan Jokes

1. In KBC a question was asked to a hindu, muslim, christian and a sikh.
   Question by Amitabh: IF u become a crorepati here on KBC what would You do?
   Hindu: i would like to invest it and turn it into billion
   Muslim: i would spent it on my family
   Christian: i would open a school for the poorSikh : No if, No But......... Sirf JATT.
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2. There was once a guy from a village he came for kaun banega crorepati contest .amitabh asks him whats ur fathers name he said thik hai big b asks him this question thrice atlast he gets angry n tells him main kabse aapka pitha ka naam poch raha hoon aur aap thik hai bol rahe hai
   then the other man says phele options to dijiye.
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3. Amitabh Bachchan - Aap kisko lekar ghumne jaana pasand karenge, crore rupiya jeetne ke baad?
   Contestant - Aishwarya Rai Ko.
   A.B - Arre bhai hamara bhi yeh armaan hai.
   Contestant - Koi baat nahin, main Jaya ji se kaam chala loonga.
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4. Amitabh is questioning a guy on KBC. ....... He asks him 'Meri company ka naam kya hain?' .. .... .........  ...Options : TISCO, Wipro, ABCL, Reliance. ................. The guys says 'ABCL' ... .... ... .... ....Amitabh asks 'Sure, confident?' ........ .... ... ... The guys says ' yes confident' ... ... ... mitabh says 'Computerji ABCL ko tala laga do' ... ... ... ... ... ..The computer replies 'Abe gadhe ABCL ko 2 saal se tala laga hua hai !
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